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Merry Christmas!!!!
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mettstraw Offline
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Merry Christmas!!!!
I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to all.
See you guys later.

Let me make you smile a bit.

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Funny Jokes. Smile

Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

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12-31-2009 06:21 AM
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RE: Merry Christmas!!!!
Welcome mettstraw..

I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year.
01-01-2010 09:45 PM
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RE: Merry Christmas!!!!
Happy new year guys, waiting to see what Obama has in store for us this year.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
01-13-2010 05:16 AM
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